*ring*
Goodmorning class- Sit in your seat correctly young lady, quit shuffling, you’re being distracting.
*ring*
Before you go class, you have 3 pages of practice questions due in 2 days. What- yes I know there’s a big game tomorrow. I expect you to figure that out for yourself, Bobby. They won’t take excuses in college, you know.
Alright, class is dismissed.
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Look at that ugly freak… (deadname), right? Ew, she doesn’t even wear makeup? And she doesn’t even shave her legs. G r o s s lmao. What a virgin, haha.
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*ring* Alright class, settle down. Hey you, (dead name), pay attention. Eyes on me, head off your desk. Laziness is not excused. What- I said NO EXCUSES. Quit spacing out.
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(Deadname), answer question 4. Huh? What do you mean, “I can’t”?! Start paying attention, this is easy. There’s no reason you shouldn’t know this you heathen. Pay attention. Don’t fool yourself into thinking I don’t pay attention.
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*ring*
Hey! No! The bell does not dismiss my class, I do.
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*ring*
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*ring*
Alright, you can leave now.
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HEY! Yes, you, young lady! No running in the halls!
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(Deadname), why are you interrupting my class? If you’re late, go to the attendance office. You know the drill. No- listen, I don’t care for your excuses, now GET TO THE ATTENDANCE OFFICE!
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Okay ‘family’, you have 4 historical political speeches to analyze. You will write a full paper essay on each and your take on them, another on how they all connect in your opinion, and answer 3 FRQs on them when you’re done. This is due by Friday, no late turn ins.
*ring*
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LOOK AT ME
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PAY CLOSER ATTENTION
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I WANNA SEE YOUR EYES ON ME
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HOMEWORK
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SIT CORRECTLY
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HOMEWORK
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STOP LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM AND FOCUS
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HOMEWORK
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LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU, YOUNG LADY
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HOMEWORK
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I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, I EXPECT YOU TO GET YOUR WORK DONE EVEN IF YOU’RE SICK. ANYTHING SHORT FROM A COMA AND YOU SHOULD GET IT DONE ON TIME.
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HOMEWORK!
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*ring*
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[finally… I’m out of that hell… now to deal with the one at home.]
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