Carrots Anyone? (Rabbit Jokes)
I am a proud owner of two adorable male rabbits and they are the best pets in the universe. Sure they can’t play fetch like a dog but they are the first pets I’ve ever had. So that makes them extra special. They have a way of cheering me up either by cuddling with me or just nuzzling their noses in my face. You have to admit domesticated rabbits have a strategy of making your day seem worthwhile. Enjoy and please I would love your comments!
Q: What do rabbits say before they eat?
A: Lettuce pray
Q: What do you call 99 rabbits stepping backwards?
A: Receding hare line!
Q: What airline do rabbits use?
A: British Hare-ways!
Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?
A: Hoppy disks!
Q: Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro
Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
A: Deviled eggs (BOOWAHAHA)
Q: What do you call a bunny transformer?
A: Hop-timus Prime
Q: What did the organ player do for the rabbit wedding?
A: Hare comes the bride!