Dear Mommy, I am writing you this letter
hoping that someday you’ll get it and read
I am dying and on the edge of a serial killer
and I believe he’ll kill me before it’ll be said
Please Mommy I really need you to rescue me
but I hope you’ll get this letter and I love you so
you’re my only hope I need an Obi-Wan Kenobi
hehe, that’s just a little Star Wars joke for you
Mommy, you’re my superhero if I’m saved by you
and please don’t hesitate to put this killer in jail
because I’m only seven and kidnapped by who?
a name that I won’t matter because I’ll be his kill
Perdy, please Mommy I need you as my only hope
and my daddy is nowhere to be seen in the picture
Mommy I really need you so desperately it’s not a joke
and I’ll be dead before I reach eight or worse even older
Due to this guy’s lack of killing little children like me,
he’s not the type of serial killer who kills cereal and milk
I am still alive and I am not going down that too easily
well I am not here to poke fun and laugh at this silly joke
Please, Mommy, I am desperately needing a Star Wars Jedi
and that’s not me joking seriously I am in love with Star Wars
but I really truly need my mommy
because this serial killer loves to make us see the scars
C’mon with the seriousness already what’s up with this guy?
cruelly I am nearest to my fate and I am about to die tonight
he’s not the serial killer because he’s wearing a dirty disguise
I may be seven-years-old and I was saved by this guy’s fight
And now that was the end of this story about my kidnapping
I was saved by the guy but who was he?
well he turned out to be my daddy and I wasn’t all that starving
now that I was saved I could live my life peacefully
Poetry