There’s something about my wife that astounds me.
She won’t use any appliance unless it’s made by GE.
I bought her a washing machine that was made by Whirlpool.
That was a dumb decision and I soon learned that I’m a fool.
My wife got so mad that she caved my head in with a claw hammer.
Now she’s holding a grudge because she spent a year in the slammer.
General Electric appliances are the only appliances she will use.
I’ll remember that in the future because I don’t like to be abused.
She demands GE appliances because GE brings good things to life.
From now on, I’ll buy nothing but GE because I’m scared of my wife.
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