Once
upon a time
in my enchanted life of reveries
or simply indulging my thoughts elsewhere besides the one straight in front of my eye testicles
so
I didn’t see exactly where I was going
so
I accidentally bumped into the massive bosoms of a giantess with my lips kissing her hard nipples
I am three feet tall ….. ahem ….. maybe she’s of average height ….. not really a giantess …… anyway….
I said,” I’m so sorry miss! I did not see you because I was so lost in me thoughts, you know what I mean? Just didn’t see you at all even though I was looking straight at you! However, I wasn’t really looking at all because I was thinking so deep that I was blinded by it! So understand, Miss? I simply didn’t see you at all!”
and
she said,” Why are you shouting at me? I can hear you perfectly fine, little man. You’re not that far down that I can’t hear you. And I agree with your explanation of why you boldly kissed my tits!”
and
then she proceeded to slapping the shit out my face!
with her fatalistic feminist open right hand slapping my left stupefied cheek with an awesome power only a woman highly offended could wield with such powerful and terrible consequences of me being a fool at the moment…..
well
I can proudly say I took it LIKE A MAN!
and
at the same time cried LIKE A BABY!
yes
I fell down on the ground because of the most powerful slap ever! Man or a woman’s hand, it was the most powerful slap ever!
I was trying to nurse my right side of the face which had a hand imprint, a fiery red! And it was throbbing with excruciating pain rippling across the surface of the tenderized soft tissues of my contorted anguished face! And even more horrible, the excruciating pain increased intensely due to the tears sizzling down the tenderized throbbing bloody hot swollen red cheeks!! …. Can’t even fucking wipe me own tears, so terrified by the prospects of more agony to come!!
and
she gave me one more wicked eyed look of an executioner before she casually walked away like as if she…
accidentally stepped on a … dog shit?
YES.
I swear as I was still laying there on the dirty muddy ground still in shock, tears falling, comforting my throbbing cheeks with me own hesitant hand….
I was just staring at her after she made her farewell speech, she ….. she …
I swear …
I think I saw her wiping her shoes on the ground as if she stepped on a …
DOG SHIT!
Undefined