Full disclosure: I am a white, heterosexual senior male citizen.
I am against impeachment because the only folks who are ever impeached are white, straight male senior citizens. Andrew Johnson (60), Richard Nixon (61), and Bill Clinton (56), were all aged Caucasians during their impeachment trials. And now Donald Trump, poor man, happens to be white, and the oldest of them all at 73. His womanizing is legendary.
In protest, I raise my hand. Historical facts are historical facts. Doesn’t matter if the individual is Democrat or Republican, the defining characteristics are outlined above. Congress has never impeached a woman, a LGBT, or another race or ethnicity.
Another thing. I don’t like the word “impeach”. Very negative connotation for a fruit I really enjoy. How about “im-beets” or “im-sourapples”. I dunno. I like peaches.
Last, I could give you 23 trillion reasons and growing why Congress should stop messing with impeachment and focus on balancing the budget and reducing the national debt (now plus $23 trillion).
Can you even imagine a number that large? It’s like infinity. Why don’t those running for President have slogans like “Fight Infinity”, “Defeat the Debt”, or “My Interest is Your Interest”?
I say castoroilment the whole lot of ‘em. Cured me of every known illness I ever had when I was a kid. It’ll work for politicians. . .. of all races, genders, ages, and partisan persuasions.
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