1. Q.What is a duck’s favorite soda?
A:Quack-a-Cola
2. Q.Why did the computer and internet break up?
A:They had no connection
3. Q.Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A:It’s okay.He woke up.
4. Q.Why did Adele cross the road
A:To sing,Hello from the other side!
5. Q.Which book has helped you most in your life?
A:My Father’s checkbook
6. Q.What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A:Put it on my bill
7. Q.What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A:It gets toad away
8. Is Google male or female?
A:Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion
9.What goes up but never goes down?
A:Your age
10. What did the German eight say?
A:NINE!
11. What did the baby piano say to her mother?
A:I’m all keyed up!
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Short but sweet! Looking forward for more!
Ha! Love them. I have a few for you.
Where do you leave a dog with no legs?…
Right where you left him!
What did one snowman say to another?…
Does it smell like carrots in here!
Hahaha!Good ones!Thanks for telling them to me.