Dearest flaxen haired cunning enchantress
Your gallant knights head is on a swivel!
Battling all for love of the temptress
Soft hands, sweet smiles, warm vomit, more drivel!
I must ride through a forest indisposed
Upon the greatest steed to bless the Earth
To steal your heart from whom you are betrothed
To love your hips that are perfect for birth!
Pretentious hollow words fire your passion
Accept my gift of a golden pendant
Stolen from a queen whose skin is ashen
Something, blah-blah, something, more transcendent!
Divine providence was blessed by the Gods!
Gobbledygook, Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da