was hangry
didn’t take my meds
had to poop
thought I was being funny
didn’t know you’d get mad
didn’t have my coffee yet
had nothing to wear
asked my boyfriend and he said no
have other plans
was refusing my vaccinations
changed my mind and got vaccinated
was too upset about Harambe
was eating cheetos and watching the Olympics
didn’t feel like putting on pants
was drunk
was high
was way too sober
don’t even understand
think I lost a kidney
am in a meeting
was watching Jurassic Park
just see you as a friend
think we’re too different
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