I’ve been good to you and I let you live in my house rent free.
You did something even though you knew it would anger me.
You’ve really ticked me off because of what you did today.
You came in my house with episodes of the new Doctor Who on Blu-Ray.
You knew that the new Doctor Who show is something I hate.
You don’t even like science fiction, you did it just to aggravate.
You’re going to take it back to FYE and return it.
And if you don’t, I’ll take it outside and burn it.
I let you live here for free and I even pay for your food.
I told you from the start that I despise the new Doctor Who.
You knew how much I loathe that television show, you’re a trouble making louse.
Return it or I’ll burn it and if you do it again, you can get the hell out of my house!
Poetry
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This has an interesting tone for a poem. There’s obviously a lot of anger here, but this also seems like comedy. Unless you just really, really hate Doctor Who.
I think this poem has a lot of hyperbole, which is really great. It comes across as comedic because it’s over something so trivial, although, I can understand being offended by the new Doctor Who, especially if you’re a fan of the original series. It looks like things are heating up in the fandom!
Oh another I hate the New Doctor Who poem!
Besides the fact that it is absolutely hilarious because I can too write a long poem about the superiority of 90s television up against the crap they come out with today.
Buffy slays vamps and monters and ghouls
She should come and slay Riverdale and their cast of tools
Thirteen Reasons is depressing and is a cry for help
Buffy teaches kids to fall in love with themselves
Anyway….
Ignore that horrible piece. I think this poem just like the other one works. I was entertained.