I truly didn’t mean to kill you at all
but you kept getting in my way
so I ran over you like a good piece of meat
that’s what I was thinking
while driving in my seat
looking into the rearview mirror
as you were getting smaller and smaller…..
suddenly it dawned on me saying to myself
I think I made me an error
O’ well …..
so quickly I got out my car and ran not far
quickly grabbed you off the hot tar
because you’re a good piece of meat
you’re just there laying comfortably on my seat next to me
just because I couldn’t leave you laying on our street like that
so damn flat
after all you’re my next door neighbor’s little fat kitty cat
or now you’re jest a dead flat
little piece o’
I’m about to eat!