didn’t hear my alarm go off
set my alarm for PM instead of AM
was sleeping
forget
didn’t get your text
suck as a person
asked my mom and she said I couldn’t go
have to pick up my aunt’s cousin’s sister-in-law’s ex-wife from the airport
need to shampoo my hair
didn’t hear you
didn’t recognize you
broke down on the side of the highway
just painted my nails
need to study
don’t want to spend money
am a Trump supporter
got lost
saw this really hot guy
was hungry
missed the bus
was sick
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Wow what a collection, haha. I don’t know how many of these ive said myself nor can i even remember which ones were true. I think it was really interesting to collect these explanations, leaving no context to them at all. it allows the reader to decide if all of these are lies, excuses, or if some were genuine. What i think might help connect the phrases to the title putting an ellipsis at the beginning of the lines will tie the two together naturally. I really liked it!