Location: Gerry’s house
Interviewee: Mysterious author
Gerry: So, we have some very important questions to discuss.
Mysterious author: I can clearly see that!
Gerry: So, first question: why did you write about so many false facts in your article?
Mysterious author: I didn’t. Those are all true facts about all true things!
Gerry: Number one, John Sterling never said anything about the Yankees retiring Sparker. Number two, you had multiple spelling and grammar mistakes. Number three, you called Sparker a THING!
Mysterious author: Wait…I did?
Gerry: YEAH! YOU SAID “Those are all true facts about all true things” and that means Sparker is a true thing so YOU CALLED HIM A THING!!!!!!
Mysterious author: I never liked Sparker anyway.
Gerry: And neither did he!
Mysterious author: So he never liked himself?
Gerry: NO! He never liked YOU!
Mysterious author: I see.
Gerry: Many people have asked this: Do you think Sparker is smarter than Sparker’s owner, or is Sparker’s owner smarter than Sparker?
Mysterious author: Sparker’s owner is definitely smarter than Sparker.
Mysterious author: Sparker is a stuffed dog with no brain, and Sparker’s owner is one of the smartest people in the world!
Gerry: Explain that to Warren, por favor!
Mysterious author: Warren is REAL!
Gerry: He IS NOT!
Mysterious author: Yes he IS!
Gerry: NO he’s NOT!
Mysterious author: YES HE IS!
Gerry: NO HE’S NOT!!!
Mysterious author: YES HE IS!!!!!!
Gerry: NO HE’S….
*Interview ends there*
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