People don’t like me because I make terrible moonshine.
Nobody in their right mind wants this whiskey of mine.
I’ve received a lot of angry phone calls, and some pretty nasty letters.
People say that when it comes to my shine, horse piss tastes better.
A city slicker actually called my moonshine slop.
He felt he’d been ripped off so he called the cops.
The police arrested him too for buying the moonshine in the first place.
His stupidity got him jail time, you should’ve seen the look on his face.
My shine is so terrible that the Surgeon General has started putting a warning label on every bottle.
If you drink my 130 proof moonshine, you won’t walk straight for days, when you walk, you will waddle.
My shine will knock your head off, it’s sure not as mild as a malt.
I’ve warned you about my shine so if it makes you go blind, it will be your fault.
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