Ja’Quez lived in a sunny cottage with his big, mean mom. One day his mom said, “ Ja’Quez, go outside and play.”
“No” said Ja’Quez.
“What did you say” and Ja’Quez’s mom hit him in the head.
“YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID ” screamed Ja’Quez .
“I want to hear it again”and Ja’Quez stormed out of the house into the woods” dun dun dun
‘ Quez get back here ’’ yelled his mom
Never, I am going to live out here without you.’’
“Fine, go, you won’t last a night with those demonic orcs,” said his mom.
Ja Quez walked for what seemed like forever until he came across a mysterious wizard named Alex.
“Who goes there?” said Alex.
“ Ja’Quez from town,” sobbed Ja’Quez!
‘’Why are you crying boy?’’ asked Alex.
“None of your business!’’
“I’m just trying to make a friendly conversation,” said Alex. “May I ask why you are here?’’
“Fine, I ran away and I have no place to live; gosh, now leave me alone!” screamed Ja’Quez.
“What if i take you in and feed you?”
“FINE, I’LL GO WITH YOU!” yelled Ja’Quez.
“Ok, let’s go then.”
They walk forever and ever until they came to the magnificent castle.
“Here we are Quez.”
“How do you know my name?” said Ja’Quez.
“Because I am an alien, so are you.”
“Because aliens have responsibilities that we have to do,” Said Alex.
“Ok fine,” sighed Ja’Quez .
They hit China with a boom, next came Africa. They were conquering the world until the army came with tanks and shot the UFOs down and all that was left was Alex the poor old wizard and the army came and sentence him to 50 years in prison. Ja’Quez died as soon as the missile hit the ufo that he was in.
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Well that took an unexpected turn
This reminds me of James Barbour. 🙂