The Minister and Bible A joke copied by:Gen1900
My friend told me this at camp hope you think it’s as funny as I thought it was.:)
There was once a Lutheran minister who had a horse named Bible.Now they went everywhere together and I mean EVERYWHERE.
And Bible only knew two commands:
1.Whoa-to stop obviously
2.Praise the Lord!-to go
One day they were running along some cliffs when suddenly Bible nearly went over the cliff itself.The Minister was horrified so he cried,”WHOA!WHOA!!!”The horse stopped in its tracks.Since the Minister was so relieved he stretched out his hands and shouted joyfully,”PRAISE THE LORD!!!”
And there they went over the cliff to meet their watery deaths.
The Minister should of thought twice before he said,”PRAISE THE LORD!!!”
Hope you had a laugh ? Gen1900
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Thanks for sharing this joke, it’s certainly good to inject some humor into religion so it isn’t always so rigid or tense. Be prepared to cater the joke to your audience, people are often offended very easily now. For me, I think it’s harmless and even a bit slapstick but can be interpreted as anti-religious mainly for the last line.
May I ask why he was a Lutheran?
I’m not a religious person so I’m not as educated on the different denominations and just wanted to know why the attribution was made.
He was Lutheran hmmm…because normally ministers say,”Praise the Lord,”in that religion I guess.
Glad you liked it.