"Twas a Day at the Junk Yard"
by rissakisses
| TWAS A DAY AT THE JUNK YARD, AND ALL THROUGH WORK, |
| PEOPLE WERE SHOUTING AND BEING A JERK |
| THE OFFICE WAS FULL, GUYS WAITING ON PARTS |
| DIRTY OLD MEN, SMELLING LIKE FARTS |
| SOME OF THEM WAIT, CAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE A LIFE |
| SOME OF THEM WAIT JUST AVOIDING THERE WIFE |
| THE PHONES KEEP ON RINGING, AND WOULD NOT QUIT |
| COMPLAINING OF PARTS THAT ARE BROKEN & PARTS THAT DONT FIT |
| ANNOYED AND CONFUSED, EACH STAFF MEMBER STRESSED |
| FROM IDIOT CUSTOMERS, AND THERE RIDICOUCLOUS REQUESTS |
| “DO YOU HAVE A MOTOR FOR MY 72 TRUCK?” |
| “SIR, THAT’S 45 YEARS OLD, SORRY NO LUCK!” |
| GLADYS ON HER HEADSET, READY TO SNAP |
| SHE SITS NEXT TO THE BATHROOM SMELLING EVERYONES CRAP |
| NANCY IN HER OFFICE, LISTENS TO ALLEN COMPLAIN |
| I GUESS WE KNOW HOW HE GOT THE NAME PAIN |
| ANNETTE RUNS AROUND IN SEARCH OF A QUOTE |
| MUST HAVE LOST IT WHILE TALKING ABOUT GOATS |
| WHILE IN THE BACK BRAD SCREAMS AND HE SHOUTS |
| MAD CAUSE THE COPIER WONT SPIT HIS DAMN PAPERS OUT |
| AND WHERE IS SHAWN AT, WHO ONLY KNOWS |
| MUST BE IN THE FRONT FILMING A SHOW |
| WORK OUT OF HIM, WELL THAT BE ABSURD |
| HE’S A CELEBRITY NOW, HAVENT YOU HEARD? |
| BRIAN PULLS PARTS, WELL MAYBE HE ISNT |
| I THINK I JUST SEEN HIM GET HAULED OFF TO PRISON |
| NERISSA SPENDS ALL DAY WEIGHING IN SHRED |
| WHILE VISIONS OF JOHNNY DEPP, DANCE THROUGH HER HEAD |
| THE GUYS ON THE SCALE, ALWAYS TRYING TO CHEAT |
| THERE CARS FILLED WITH WATER & BLOCKS OF CONCRETE |
| STOLLEN ROAD SIGNS AND RAILROAD TRACK |
| “THAT CANT BE YOURS, WHERES YOUR TRAIN AT??” |
| THERE GOES JEFFREY UP TO THE HILL |
| BITCHING ABOUT SCRAPPERS WHO HE’D LIKE TO KILL |
| WHO HAS IT THE WORST IS OBVIOUSLY JOSH |
| YOU WORK WITH YOUR WIFE, AND HER DAD IS THE BOSS |
| JAMES IN THE WAREHOUSE, THROUGH THE JUNK HE SIFTS |
| IN SEARCH OF HIS WIFES BIRTHDAY GIFT |
| BUT HOW CAN YOU BLAME THIS POOR MAN |
| AFTER ALL HE IS A COWBOYS FAN |
| AS THE MADNESS CONTINUES, OUR ANGER GREW |
| LUCKY FOR US THE DAYS ALMOST THROUGH |
| BUT JUST AS IT ALL, WAS ABOUT TO END |
| IN WALKS THE BOSS WITH THAT SHITY ASS GRIN |
| ONE BY ONE HE CALLED FOR HIS STAFF |
| “COME TO THE OFFICE” WE SAID WITH A LAUGH |
| “COME DENNY, COME ALBERT, COME MARK, & COME TIM |
| COME SHANNON, & SCOTT & COME BENJAMIN. |
| “FELLAS I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY” |
| “GO AHEAD HOME, GIRLS, YOU MUST STAY” |
| “WHAT?” WE ALL SAID, “YOUR NOT LETTING US LEAVE |
| “BUT DAN, YOU DO KNOW THAT TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE” |
| “OH ITS CHRISTMAS EVE, YOU SAY, “ |
| “DOESN’T MATTER TO ME, ITS JUST ANOTHER DAY” |
| “I’M SORRY LADIES, BUT THERES NO TIME FOR FUN” |
| “THERE’S TOO MUCH WORK THAT NEEDS DONE” |
| AS THE DAY TURNS TO NIGHT, NONE OF US REST |
| HE GIVES US ALL PILLOWS TO SLEEP ON OUR DESK |
| WITH A FINEAL ATTEMPT WE BEG “PLEASE LET US GO” |
| HE THOUGHT FOR A SECOND, BUT TURNED & SAID “NO” |
| IT DIDN’T MATTER TO HIM HOW MUCH WE WINED & FUSSED |
| HE SAID WE STILL OWE HIM, FOR THE RIB THAT HE GAVE US. (Adam & Eve) |
Poetry
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This is genius! Very comical! Love it! Really great job!