TWAS A DAY AT THE JUNK YARD, AND ALL THROUGH WORK, |
PEOPLE WERE SHOUTING AND BEING A JERK |
THE OFFICE WAS FULL, GUYS WAITING ON PARTS |
DIRTY OLD MEN, SMELLING LIKE FARTS |
SOME OF THEM WAIT, CAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE A LIFE |
SOME OF THEM WAIT JUST AVOIDING THERE WIFE |
THE PHONES KEEP ON RINGING, AND WOULD NOT QUIT |
COMPLAINING OF PARTS THAT ARE BROKEN & PARTS THAT DONT FIT |
ANNOYED AND CONFUSED, EACH STAFF MEMBER STRESSED |
FROM IDIOT CUSTOMERS, AND THERE RIDICOUCLOUS REQUESTS |
“DO YOU HAVE A MOTOR FOR MY 72 TRUCK?” |
“SIR, THAT’S 45 YEARS OLD, SORRY NO LUCK!” |
GLADYS ON HER HEADSET, READY TO SNAP |
SHE SITS NEXT TO THE BATHROOM SMELLING EVERYONES CRAP |
NANCY IN HER OFFICE, LISTENS TO ALLEN COMPLAIN |
I GUESS WE KNOW HOW HE GOT THE NAME PAIN |
ANNETTE RUNS AROUND IN SEARCH OF A QUOTE |
MUST HAVE LOST IT WHILE TALKING ABOUT GOATS |
WHILE IN THE BACK BRAD SCREAMS AND HE SHOUTS |
MAD CAUSE THE COPIER WONT SPIT HIS DAMN PAPERS OUT |
AND WHERE IS SHAWN AT, WHO ONLY KNOWS |
MUST BE IN THE FRONT FILMING A SHOW |
WORK OUT OF HIM, WELL THAT BE ABSURD |
HE’S A CELEBRITY NOW, HAVENT YOU HEARD? |
BRIAN PULLS PARTS, WELL MAYBE HE ISNT |
I THINK I JUST SEEN HIM GET HAULED OFF TO PRISON |
NERISSA SPENDS ALL DAY WEIGHING IN SHRED |
WHILE VISIONS OF JOHNNY DEPP, DANCE THROUGH HER HEAD |
THE GUYS ON THE SCALE, ALWAYS TRYING TO CHEAT |
THERE CARS FILLED WITH WATER & BLOCKS OF CONCRETE |
STOLLEN ROAD SIGNS AND RAILROAD TRACK |
“THAT CANT BE YOURS, WHERES YOUR TRAIN AT??” |
THERE GOES JEFFREY UP TO THE HILL |
BITCHING ABOUT SCRAPPERS WHO HE’D LIKE TO KILL |
WHO HAS IT THE WORST IS OBVIOUSLY JOSH |
YOU WORK WITH YOUR WIFE, AND HER DAD IS THE BOSS |
JAMES IN THE WAREHOUSE, THROUGH THE JUNK HE SIFTS |
IN SEARCH OF HIS WIFES BIRTHDAY GIFT |
BUT HOW CAN YOU BLAME THIS POOR MAN |
AFTER ALL HE IS A COWBOYS FAN |
AS THE MADNESS CONTINUES, OUR ANGER GREW |
LUCKY FOR US THE DAYS ALMOST THROUGH |
BUT JUST AS IT ALL, WAS ABOUT TO END |
IN WALKS THE BOSS WITH THAT SHITY ASS GRIN |
ONE BY ONE HE CALLED FOR HIS STAFF |
“COME TO THE OFFICE” WE SAID WITH A LAUGH |
“COME DENNY, COME ALBERT, COME MARK, & COME TIM |
COME SHANNON, & SCOTT & COME BENJAMIN. |
“FELLAS I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY” |
“GO AHEAD HOME, GIRLS, YOU MUST STAY” |
“WHAT?” WE ALL SAID, “YOUR NOT LETTING US LEAVE |
“BUT DAN, YOU DO KNOW THAT TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE” |
“OH ITS CHRISTMAS EVE, YOU SAY, “ |
“DOESN’T MATTER TO ME, ITS JUST ANOTHER DAY” |
“I’M SORRY LADIES, BUT THERES NO TIME FOR FUN” |
“THERE’S TOO MUCH WORK THAT NEEDS DONE” |
AS THE DAY TURNS TO NIGHT, NONE OF US REST |
HE GIVES US ALL PILLOWS TO SLEEP ON OUR DESK |
WITH A FINEAL ATTEMPT WE BEG “PLEASE LET US GO” |
HE THOUGHT FOR A SECOND, BUT TURNED & SAID “NO” |
IT DIDN’T MATTER TO HIM HOW MUCH WE WINED & FUSSED |
HE SAID WE STILL OWE HIM, FOR THE RIB THAT HE GAVE US. (Adam & Eve) |
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This is genius! Very comical! Love it! Really great job!