randyjohnson

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"Arthenia’s Birthday"

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Today would've been Arthenia's birthday if she hadn'...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 14 views | Poetry | November 12, 2019

"Red II"

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I bought my newest dog one year ago, today is our first anniver...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 12 views | Poetry | November 11, 2019

"Smoke Free – Part IV"

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I'm happy to say that I quit smoking half a year ago. It's been six months tod...

2 Likes | 2 comments | 32 views | Poetry | November 3, 2019

"Luigi’s Mansion 3"

by randyjohnson

I bought Luigi's Mansion 3 for the Nintendo Switch earlier today at CM Games. Because...

1 Like | 1 comment | 27 views | Essays | November 1, 2019

"The Death Of Robert Forster"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 34 views | General | October 27, 2019

"Capri/Paradigm Theaters"

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Years ago, a movie theater called 'Paradigm' was open in Morris...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 37 views | Essays | October 27, 2019

"My Brother Chopped Off His Hand"

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Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand. Something bad h...

1 Like | 1 comment | 51 views | General | October 20, 2019

"72"

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When it came to my existence, you and Mom were my creators. But Mom died in March of 2013 a...

1 Like | 1 comment | 50 views | Poetry | October 18, 2019

"The 3DO"

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I remember what happened 24 years ago. I went to Walmart and I bought a 3DO. The 3DO...

1 Like | 1 comment | 66 views | Poetry | September 29, 2019

"If Video Games Were Like Crack"

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If video games were like crack, I would've been dead long ago. If video games were like...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 60 views | Poetry | September 28, 2019

"You Ruined My Birthday"

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A man's birthday only comes around once a year. You wanted revenge because I drank your last beer. You decided to get even by ruining my birthday. You got even by giving me the new Doctor Who on Blu-ray. You know that I hate the new Doctor...

1 Like | 0 comment | 65 views | Poetry | September 25, 2019

"I Love The Autumn"

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Fall is my second favorite season of the year. I love the Autumn as much as peo...

3 Likes | 1 comment | 51 views | Poetry | September 23, 2019

"An Entire Nation Still Mourns"

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One minute everything was fine but the next, everything went sour. Terrorists h...

1 Like | 0 comment | 54 views | General | September 11, 2019

"Happy 49th Birthday"

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If John hadn't died because of drugs, he would've turned forty-nine today. If J...

2 Likes | 0 comment | 66 views | Poetry | September 9, 2019

"Chun Li Kicks People’s Asses"

by randyjohnson

Her name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II. Don't make this...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 84 views | Poetry | September 7, 2019

"Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob"

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I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach. But she's about as w...

1 Like | 0 comment | 75 views | Poetry | September 1, 2019

"Trump’s Stolen Credit Card"

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I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago. I spent ten million do...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 78 views | Poetry | August 31, 2019

"My Name Is Horace"

by randyjohnson

In 1987, he starred in a movie that was called 'The Monster...

1 Like | 0 comment | 78 views | Poetry | August 29, 2019

"One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet"

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I adopted Agnes six years ago today. She'll be my dog until she passes away. I...

1 Like | 0 comment | 72 views | Poetry | August 27, 2019

"My Complaint About Nintendo"

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It has come to my attention that Nintendo sends free products to certain people who review them on Youtube. I think this is unfair to every Nintendo fan/customer. Those Youtube reviewers are being paid good money to post their reviews. The...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 81 views | Essays | August 22, 2019

"Happy 48th!"

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Mom carried me for ten months, I was one month late. Tomorrow will be my birthda...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 111 views | Poetry | August 19, 2019

"Time Sure Does Fly"

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Tomorrow, I will be forty-eight years old, and it will be thirty years since I l...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 81 views | Biography | August 19, 2019

"Middle Aged Charlie Brown"

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(A parody of the Peanuts Comic Strip) As children, when Lucy pulled away the foo...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 81 views | Poetry | August 17, 2019

"Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time"

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You've been dead for the same amount of time that you lived, forty-two years. You...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 68 views | Poetry | August 16, 2019

"Death Of a Relative"

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My papaw died twenty-five years ago today. It's been a quarter of a century since he pa...

2 Likes | 0 comment | 75 views | Poetry | August 3, 2019

"Happy Birthday, Mom – Part VII"

by randyjohnson

The people who knew you, know...

1 Like | 1 comment | 75 views | Poetry | August 2, 2019

"My Cousin’s Choice"

by randyjohnson

A Wizard gave my cousin two choices, become an ogre or praise the new Doctor Who. It took less than five seconds for him to choose what to do. He chose to become an ugly green ogre even though it will be for the remainder of his days. He ch...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 105 views | Poetry | July 29, 2019

"One Small Step and One Giant Leap"

by randyjohnson

It has been half a century since the first moon landing. It was a historical ev...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 91 views | Poetry | July 20, 2019

"RSO Record Label"

by randyjohnson

I'm talking about a record label that was founded a long time ago. It was foun...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 133 views | Poetry | July 19, 2019

"Rebecca Schaeffer"

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She was very young when she was shot and killed by Robert John Bardo. She starred...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 138 views | Poetry | July 18, 2019

"Breadwinner"

by randyjohnson

For many years, you were our family's breadwinner. Your money paid for our breakfasts, lunches and dinners. Because of my mental impairment, you continued to support me after I turned eighteen. You could've outworked two twenty year olds...

1 Like | 2 comments | 114 views | Poetry | July 13, 2019

"Don’t Call Cold Blooded Murder an Accident"

by randyjohnson

When I was reading a woman's obituary on a newspaper's website, I was pissed. They called her death a senseless, tragic accident. That was a load of bull. She was murdered by her husband. He then turned the gun on himself and ended his life...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 88 views | Drama | July 10, 2019

"Smoke Free – Part II"

by randyjohnson

I've been smoke free two months today. I haven't smoked and I hope that's how...

0 Likes | 2 comments | 119 views | Poetry | July 3, 2019

"Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest"

by randyjohnson

Some people didn't like it, it's a game that certain people detest. I'm talking about the...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 108 views | Poetry | June 30, 2019

"Even Blanks Will Kill"

by randyjohnson

A man didn't realize that even blanks will kill if a gun is put to the head. He...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 123 views | Poetry | June 28, 2019

"John Wayne Brown III"

by randyjohnson

I've always said no to drugs but my friend didn't do the same. When a person di...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 120 views | Poetry | June 27, 2019

"John Wayne Brown II"

by randyjohnson

Just one month ago, you were walking around. But now you're dead and buried in...

2 Likes | 1 comment | 118 views | Poetry | June 23, 2019

"The Red Dots On His Face"

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My stepson was doing Meth and had red dots on his face. I told him that I don't...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 127 views | Poetry | June 18, 2019

"John Wayne Brown"

by randyjohnson

My grandmother and his father were first cousins, and that made us related. When...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 118 views | General | June 17, 2019

"The Late Ted Cassidy"

by randyjohnson

He was a terrific actor and his name was Ted Cassidy. He portrayed Lurch and Thin...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 131 views | Poetry | June 8, 2019