randyjohnson

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"I’ll Be Sent Straight To Hell"

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My wife and I both worked at a video game store. They closed and we're not working there anymore. They closed their doors because of this damn Coronavirus. We're unemployed and no other businesses are willing to hire us. We got our twelve h...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 4 views | Poetry | July 3, 2020

"Half Over"

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The year is half over, today is the 30th of June. The first half of this year went by prett...

3 Likes | 0 comment | 17 views | Poetry | June 30, 2020

"Drinking Rubbing Alcohol"

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3 Likes | 0 comment | 16 views | Essays | June 29, 2020

"Father’s Day"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 24 views | Biography | June 21, 2020

"Stolen Ford Truck"

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A jerk thought he was being smart when he stole my Ford truck. But he didn't...

1 Like | 0 comment | 30 views | Poetry | June 16, 2020

"John’s Funeral"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 32 views | Essays | June 8, 2020

"If He Would’ve Had The Courage"

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1 Like | 1 comment | 36 views | General | June 3, 2020

"May 28, 1990"

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Something bad happened in 1990 on the 28th of May. It turned out not to be such a great Memorial Day. I saw a very beautiful girl who looked like she was sixteen or seventeen. She was one of the most beautiful girls I had ever seen. I wrote...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 44 views | Poetry | May 28, 2020

"Paying Tribute"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 41 views | Poetry | May 25, 2020

"That Damn Duck Hunt Dog"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 41 views | Poetry | May 24, 2020

"Pertwee Perished"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 33 views | Biography | May 20, 2020

"Jerry Stiller"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 47 views | Poetry | May 16, 2020

"Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem"

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When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave u...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 48 views | Poetry | May 13, 2020

"Hell’s New Torment"

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When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learne...

1 Like | 0 comment | 54 views | Poetry | May 10, 2020

"The Eighth Mother’s Day"

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This is the eighth Mother's Day that has come around since you died. You were one...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 64 views | Poetry | May 9, 2020

"Smoke Free – Part V"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 54 views | General | May 3, 2020

"The Late Steve Cash"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 67 views | Poetry | April 27, 2020

"Happy Birthday, Talia"

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1 Like | 0 comment | 70 views | Poetry | April 25, 2020

"Bitch and Two-Faced Liar"

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I dumped my girlfriend when I learned I was being used. She decided to get reveng...

2 Likes | 0 comment | 91 views | Poetry | March 23, 2020

"The Gambler and Lucille"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 79 views | Poetry | March 22, 2020

"Lyle Waggoner"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 78 views | Poetry | March 21, 2020

"Deadly Aneurysm"

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Your leg was infected and the infection spread. You had an abdominal aneurysm and...

1 Like | 0 comment | 89 views | Poetry | March 6, 2020

"Phoenix"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 74 views | Essays | February 28, 2020

"Heather IV: The Pricking Of A Thorn"

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1 Like | 0 comment | 84 views | Biography | February 2, 2020

"Heather III"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 119 views | Biography | February 2, 2020

"Heather II"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 62 views | Biography | February 2, 2020

"Heather"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 84 views | Biography | February 1, 2020

"The Loss Of Swift"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 60 views | Biography | February 1, 2020

"Cigarettes Vs. Smokeless Tobacco"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 104 views | General | January 26, 2020

"Jim"

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1 Like | 2 comments | 128 views | Poetry | January 18, 2020

"Jon Pertwee’s 50th Anniversary"

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Even though I hate the new Doctor Who TV show, I loved the classic Doctor Who. The classi...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 108 views | Essays | January 3, 2020

"Hog Jowls and Black-Eyed Peas"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 135 views | Poetry | January 1, 2020

"Prohibition In The USA"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 128 views | Poetry | January 1, 2020

"At Midnight Tonight"

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At midnight tonight, the second decade of the twenty-first century will be no...

2 Likes | 0 comment | 122 views | Poetry | December 31, 2019

"7 Years Back"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 147 views | General | December 24, 2019

"The Black Hole"

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Disney released 'The Black Hole' forty years ago today on December 21, 1979. It...

1 Like | 1 comment | 149 views | Essays | December 21, 2019

"My Wife Isn’t Pregnant"

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My Wife looks like she's pregnant but she's just fat. People have been congratulating her and she hates that. My father yelled "Woo Wee!" because he thought he was going to be a granddad. But when he thought she was preg...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 135 views | Poetry | December 15, 2019

"What I Got For Christmas"

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When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls. That wasn't what I wanted for Christmas, that wasn't what I wanted at all. When she kicked me down there, she said "Merry Christmas, mother ******". When...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 141 views | Poetry | December 11, 2019

"John Wayne Brown – Part IV"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 134 views | Poetry | December 3, 2019

"Nintendo’s Wii U Got a Bad Rap"

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Certain people hate the Wii U, they call it a piece of crap. But I like the...

2 Likes | 1 comment | 186 views | Poetry | December 2, 2019