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"My Big Buddy"

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(Note: This is not a picture of my cat. It's a picture of a cat that look...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 2 views | Poetry | September 17, 2020

"The Stimulus Payments We Received"

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Certain people hate Donald Trump but they should remember something. Trump gave us $1,200 stimulus payments, plus $500 per child. That money has helped a lot of good people during this horrible and terrifying pandemic. The money sure helped...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 15 views | Essays | September 9, 2020

"Fifty"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 13 views | General | September 9, 2020

"The 7th Anniversary"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 23 views | Essays | August 27, 2020

"My Baby Doll"

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1 Like | 0 comment | 44 views | General | August 11, 2020

"Happy Birthday, Mom – Part VIII"

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When you died, I was devastated and didn't know what to do. If you hadn't died, t...

1 Like | 1 comment | 60 views | General | August 2, 2020

"Agnes, my Chihuahua"

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1 Like | 0 comment | 59 views | Essays | July 19, 2020

"The Loss of Lena"

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It's with great sadness when I say that we won't see her anymore...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 55 views | Poetry | July 11, 2020

"I’ll Be Sent Straight To Hell"

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My wife and I both worked at a video game store. They closed and we're not working there anymore. They closed their doors because of this damn Coronavirus. We're unemployed and no other businesses are willing to hire us. We got our twelve h...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 54 views | Poetry | July 3, 2020

"Half Over"

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The year is half over, today is the 30th of June. The first half of this year went by prett...

3 Likes | 0 comment | 88 views | Poetry | June 30, 2020

"Drinking Rubbing Alcohol"

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3 Likes | 0 comment | 64 views | Essays | June 29, 2020

"Father’s Day"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 62 views | Biography | June 21, 2020

"Stolen Ford Truck"

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A jerk thought he was being smart when he stole my Ford truck. But he didn't...

1 Like | 0 comment | 87 views | Poetry | June 16, 2020

"John’s Funeral"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 63 views | Essays | June 8, 2020

"If He Would’ve Had The Courage"

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1 Like | 1 comment | 71 views | General | June 3, 2020

"May 28, 1990"

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Something bad happened in 1990 on the 28th of May. It turned out not to be such a great Memorial Day. I saw a very beautiful girl who looked like she was sixteen or seventeen. She was one of the most beautiful girls I had ever seen. I wrote...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 87 views | Poetry | May 28, 2020

"Paying Tribute"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 75 views | Poetry | May 25, 2020

"That Damn Duck Hunt Dog"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 74 views | Poetry | May 24, 2020

"Pertwee Perished"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 52 views | Biography | May 20, 2020

"Jerry Stiller"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 87 views | Poetry | May 16, 2020

"Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem"

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When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave u...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 90 views | Poetry | May 13, 2020

"Hell’s New Torment"

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When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learne...

1 Like | 0 comment | 95 views | Poetry | May 10, 2020

"The Eighth Mother’s Day"

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This is the eighth Mother's Day that has come around since you died. You were one...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 103 views | Poetry | May 9, 2020

"Smoke Free – Part V"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 89 views | General | May 3, 2020

"The Late Steve Cash"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 94 views | Poetry | April 27, 2020

"Happy Birthday, Talia"

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1 Like | 0 comment | 110 views | Poetry | April 25, 2020

"Bitch and Two-Faced Liar"

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I dumped my girlfriend when I learned I was being used. She decided to get reveng...

2 Likes | 0 comment | 141 views | Poetry | March 23, 2020

"The Gambler and Lucille"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 116 views | Poetry | March 22, 2020

"Lyle Waggoner"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 119 views | Poetry | March 21, 2020

"Deadly Aneurysm"

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Your leg was infected and the infection spread. You had an abdominal aneurysm and...

1 Like | 0 comment | 128 views | Poetry | March 6, 2020

"Phoenix"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 105 views | Essays | February 28, 2020

"Heather IV: The Pricking Of A Thorn"

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1 Like | 0 comment | 110 views | Biography | February 2, 2020

"Heather III"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 152 views | Biography | February 2, 2020

"Heather II"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 86 views | Biography | February 2, 2020

"Heather"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 115 views | Biography | February 1, 2020

"The Loss Of Swift"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 76 views | Biography | February 1, 2020

"Cigarettes Vs. Smokeless Tobacco"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 148 views | General | January 26, 2020

"Jim"

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1 Like | 2 comments | 189 views | Poetry | January 18, 2020

"Jon Pertwee’s 50th Anniversary"

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Even though I hate the new Doctor Who TV show, I loved the classic Doctor Who. The classi...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 145 views | Essays | January 3, 2020

"Hog Jowls and Black-Eyed Peas"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 196 views | Poetry | January 1, 2020