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"Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue"

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My fourteen year old daughter was the star of a children's TV show. But because she grew large breasts, they decided to let her go. They said that because of her growth spurt, it would be inappropriate for her to be on a children's show....

0 Likes | 0 comment | 3 views | Realistic Fiction | May 21, 2019

"Mother’s Day"

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It was seven years ago when y...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 20 views | Poetry | May 12, 2019

"Second Thoughts"

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I fell in love with a man's wife. She convinced me to end his life. She said...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 23 views | Poetry | April 20, 2019

"Why I’m Going To Boycott Sunoco Gas Stations"

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I was walking around in a Sunoco gas station because I had a little time to kill. The Sunoco that I'm talking about is located in Morristown, Tennessee. One of the employees ran me out of the store. That behavior was rude. If I had been ca...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 32 views | General | April 5, 2019

"STRIKE"

by randyjohnson

The way I run my business is something my employees don't like. Just because...

0 Like | 0 comment | 26 views | Poetry | April 5, 2019

"Rocky Balboa Isn’t As Tough As He Thought"

by randyjohnson

When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 25 views | Poetry | April 3, 2019

"April Fool’s Prank"

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Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I thin...

3 Likes | 0 comment | 38 views | Poetry | April 1, 2019

"Bill Maynard"

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A British actor entertained people as Selwyn Froggitt and The Gaffer....

0 Likes | 0 comment | 23 views | Poetry | March 30, 2019

"Falsely Accused By Billions"

by randyjohnson

I bought a shotgun at a flea market without knowing that it was used to com...

1 Like | 0 comment | 39 views | Poetry | March 29, 2019

"The Rejected Baby"

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It was my moral duty to operate and in many people's eyes, I was admired. I did what needed to be done and because of that, I was fired. Four years ago, a baby was born with Down Syndrome and he had a heart defect. Because of his mental imp...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 51 views | Poetry | March 25, 2019

"Anchovies"

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Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit. When I...

1 Like | 0 comment | 41 views | Poetry | March 23, 2019

"My Evil Stepmother and I"

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My evil stepmother and I became lovers and we killed my dad. We did it so t...

1 Like | 0 comment | 51 views | Poetry | March 22, 2019

"Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper"

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A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return. But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not concerned. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the two people who have been kidnapped. P...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 44 views | Poetry | March 18, 2019

"God Is Cracking Down"

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I broke one of God's Commandments when I stole an extension cord. I was struc...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 43 views | Poetry | March 16, 2019

"Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby"

by randyjohnson

Your wife isn't carrying your baby, she's carrying mine. She wanted me to m...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 45 views | Poetry | March 12, 2019

"Deadly Magical Power"

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All I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she die...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 37 views | Poetry | March 8, 2019

"Robert G. Durant"

by randyjohnson

I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant. I want to pay him the money I owe b...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 57 views | Poetry | March 7, 2019

"The Gift of Swift"

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When he was born, God gave him a special gift. He was a British actor who was...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 59 views | Poetry | March 6, 2019

"Rest in Peace, Mom – Part IV"

by randyjohnson

The doctors did everything they could to save you but it wasn't a succes...

1 Like | 0 comment | 52 views | Poetry | March 6, 2019

"Kool-Aid Criminal"

by randyjohnson

The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug. He's a low life scu...

3 Likes | 1 comment | 59 views | Poetry | March 5, 2019

"Crosby Park"

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I moved to this neighborhood forty-two years ago today. I moved here six months...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 56 views | Poetry | February 25, 2019

"We Got No Time For That Crap!"

by randyjohnson

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give him a slap. He wanted hushpuppies an...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 62 views | Poetry | February 22, 2019

"I’d Rather Have a Root Canal"

by randyjohnson

Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul. If I had a...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 75 views | Poetry | February 12, 2019

"Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals"

by randyjohnson

One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw. He accidentally shot Thelma L...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 76 views | Poetry | February 3, 2019

"Real Bears Aren’t Like Winnie the Pooh"

by randyjohnson

I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh. I decided t...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 101 views | Poetry | January 7, 2019

"Why People Shouldn’t Call Police Stations"

by randyjohnson

I called the police station but there were no cops. Every single police offic...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 136 views | Poetry | January 2, 2019

"Welcome 2019"

by randyjohnson

I welcome 2019, I'm glad it's here. I hope it will be an excellent year. Many...

0 Likes | 3 comments | 118 views | Poetry | January 1, 2019

"The Ending of 2018"

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The end of 2018 is very near. In just a matter of hours, 2019 will become the...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 98 views | Poetry | December 31, 2018

"The Death of Chad Sheets"

by randyjohnson

When I learned about his death, it was hard to believe. An actor died twenty years ago...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 194 views | Poetry | December 24, 2018

"Permanently on Santa’s Naughty List"

by randyjohnson

Something happened and my son is pissed. He found out that he's on Sant...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 95 views | Poetry | December 15, 2018

"Merry Christmas, Mom – Part VI"

by randyjohnson

The Christmas of 2012 was the last Christmas that you celebrated on Earth. You we...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 81 views | Poetry | December 1, 2018

"Black Friday At The Hospital"

by randyjohnson

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle. I've been wou...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 96 views | Poetry | November 23, 2018

"What People Should Be Thankful For"

by randyjohnson

People should be thankful for their families. We should be thankful not t...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 102 views | Poetry | November 22, 2018

"The Late Stan Lee"

by randyjohnson

He created The Incredible Hulk and The Amazing Spider-Man. Stan Lee has died and...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 84 views | Poetry | November 15, 2018

"Veterans of the USA"

by randyjohnson

This is a special day because it's Veterans Day. We celebrate because certai...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 83 views | Poetry | November 12, 2018

"Red"

by randyjohnson

This morning, I experienced some good luck. I bought a Chihuahua for one hundr...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 103 views | Poetry | November 11, 2018

"I Voted Against Phil Bredesen Again"

by randyjohnson

On November the 6th, I voted against Phil Bredesen. Yesterday, I was pleased to learn t...

0 Likes | 2 comments | 78 views | Poetry | November 8, 2018

"PRAISE THE LORD!"

by randyjohnson

Our world has been consumed by violence and greed. but instead of needing wealth, God is all that I need. When people find religion, there is no greater reward. I have three important words to say, "Praise The Lord!" When we suffer, God fee...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 94 views | Poetry | October 20, 2018

"A Woman’s Stupid Behavior"

by randyjohnson

I want to share a story with you that I learned yesterday. It's about a woman's stupid behavior. A man had to leave a restaurant because a black employee was going to call the Police because the man referred to her as 'Black'. She was going...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 88 views | Essays | October 6, 2018

"Disney’s Unacceptable Behavior"

by randyjohnson

I have written two poems about Disney's unacceptable behavior towards certain fans and now I'm writing this article. Disney's behavior is not only unacceptable. It's also unprofessional. For many years, Disney was one of the most beloved mo...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 79 views | Essays | October 1, 2018