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"An Entire Nation Still Mourns"

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One minute everything was fine but the next, everything went sour. Terrorists h...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 13 views | General | September 11, 2019

"Happy 49th Birthday"

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If John hadn't died because of drugs, he would've turned forty-nine today. If J...

2 Likes | 0 comment | 21 views | Poetry | September 9, 2019

"Chun Li Kicks People’s Asses"

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Her name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II. Don't make this...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 17 views | Poetry | September 7, 2019

"Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob"

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I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach. But she's about as w...

1 Like | 0 comment | 22 views | Poetry | September 1, 2019

"Trump’s Stolen Credit Card"

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I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago. I spent ten million do...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 26 views | Poetry | August 31, 2019

"My Name Is Horace"

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In 1987, he starred in a movie that was called 'The Monster...

1 Like | 0 comment | 28 views | Poetry | August 29, 2019

"One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet"

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I adopted Agnes six years ago today. She'll be my dog until she passes away. I...

1 Like | 0 comment | 28 views | Poetry | August 27, 2019

"My Complaint About Nintendo"

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It has come to my attention that Nintendo sends free products to certain people who review them on Youtube. I think this is unfair to every Nintendo fan/customer. Those Youtube reviewers are being paid good money to post their reviews. The...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 34 views | Essays | August 22, 2019

"Happy 48th!"

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Mom carried me for ten months, I was one month late. Tomorrow will be my birthda...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 40 views | Poetry | August 19, 2019

"Time Sure Does Fly"

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Tomorrow, I will be forty-eight years old, and it will be thirty years since I l...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 34 views | Biography | August 19, 2019

"Middle Aged Charlie Brown"

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(A parody of the Peanuts Comic Strip) As children, when Lucy pulled away the foo...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 37 views | Poetry | August 17, 2019

"Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time"

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You've been dead for the same amount of time that you lived, forty-two years. You...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 30 views | Poetry | August 16, 2019

"Death Of a Relative"

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My papaw died twenty-five years ago today. It's been a quarter of a century since he pa...

2 Likes | 0 comment | 38 views | Poetry | August 3, 2019

"Happy Birthday, Mom – Part VII"

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The people who knew you, know...

1 Like | 1 comment | 38 views | Poetry | August 2, 2019

"My Cousin’s Choice"

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A Wizard gave my cousin two choices, become an ogre or praise the new Doctor Who. It took less than five seconds for him to choose what to do. He chose to become an ugly green ogre even though it will be for the remainder of his days. He ch...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 58 views | Poetry | July 29, 2019

"One Small Step and One Giant Leap"

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It has been half a century since the first moon landing. It was a historical ev...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 49 views | Poetry | July 20, 2019

"RSO Record Label"

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I'm talking about a record label that was founded a long time ago. It was foun...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 68 views | Poetry | July 19, 2019

"Rebecca Schaeffer"

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She was very young when she was shot and killed by Robert John Bardo. She starred...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 74 views | Poetry | July 18, 2019

"Breadwinner"

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For many years, you were our family's breadwinner. Your money paid for our breakfasts, lunches and dinners. Because of my mental impairment, you continued to support me after I turned eighteen. You could've outworked two twenty year olds...

1 Like | 2 comments | 60 views | Poetry | July 13, 2019

"Don’t Call Cold Blooded Murder an Accident"

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When I was reading a woman's obituary on a newspaper's website, I was pissed. They called her death a senseless, tragic accident. That was a load of bull. She was murdered by her husband. He then turned the gun on himself and ended his life...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 45 views | Drama | July 10, 2019

"Smoke Free – Part II"

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I've been smoke free two months today. I haven't smoked and I hope that's how...

0 Likes | 2 comments | 72 views | Poetry | July 3, 2019

"Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest"

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Some people didn't like it, it's a game that certain people detest. I'm talking about the...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 64 views | Poetry | June 30, 2019

"Even Blanks Will Kill"

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A man didn't realize that even blanks will kill if a gun is put to the head. He...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 77 views | Poetry | June 28, 2019

"John Wayne Brown III"

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I've always said no to drugs but my friend didn't do the same. When a person di...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 70 views | Poetry | June 27, 2019

"John Wayne Brown II"

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Just one month ago, you were walking around. But now you're dead and buried in...

2 Likes | 1 comment | 75 views | Poetry | June 23, 2019

"The Red Dots On His Face"

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My stepson was doing Meth and had red dots on his face. I told him that I don't...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 80 views | Poetry | June 18, 2019

"John Wayne Brown"

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My grandmother and his father were first cousins, and that made us related. When...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 80 views | General | June 17, 2019

"The Late Ted Cassidy"

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He was a terrific actor and his name was Ted Cassidy. He portrayed Lurch and Thin...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 76 views | Poetry | June 8, 2019

"Smoke Free"

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For one month, I've been smoke free. 31 days ago, I put smoking behind me. God...

1 Like | 1 comment | 87 views | Poetry | June 4, 2019

"God Bless Those Who Fought and Died"

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We are honoring those who fought and died for the USA. We are honoring...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 74 views | Poetry | May 27, 2019

"Mom’s Generosity"

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Even though I have a bad memo...

0 Like | 0 comment | 72 views | Essays | May 25, 2019

"Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue"

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My fourteen year old daughter was the star of a children's TV show. But because she grew large breasts, they decided to let her go. They said that because of her growth spurt, it would be inappropriate for her to be on a children's show....

1 Like | 0 comment | 73 views | Realistic Fiction | May 21, 2019

"Mother’s Day"

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It was seven years ago when y...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 102 views | Poetry | May 12, 2019

"Second Thoughts"

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I fell in love with a man's wife. She convinced me to end his life. She said...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 102 views | Poetry | April 20, 2019

"Why I’m Going To Boycott Sunoco Gas Stations"

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I was walking around in a Sunoco gas station because I had a little time to kill. The Sunoco that I'm talking about is located in Morristown, Tennessee. One of the employees ran me out of the store. That behavior was rude. If I had been ca...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 113 views | General | April 5, 2019

"STRIKE"

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The way I run my business is something my employees don't like. Just because...

0 Like | 0 comment | 100 views | Poetry | April 5, 2019

"Rocky Balboa Isn’t As Tough As He Thought"

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When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 90 views | Poetry | April 3, 2019

"April Fool’s Prank"

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Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I thin...

3 Likes | 0 comment | 105 views | Poetry | April 1, 2019

"Bill Maynard"

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A British actor entertained people as Selwyn Froggitt and The Gaffer....

0 Likes | 0 comment | 91 views | Poetry | March 30, 2019

"Falsely Accused By Billions"

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I bought a shotgun at a flea market without knowing that it was used to com...

1 Like | 0 comment | 114 views | Poetry | March 29, 2019