randyjohnson

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"One Small Step and One Giant Leap"

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It has been half a century since the first moon landing. It was a historical ev...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 3 views | Poetry | July 20, 2019

"RSO Record Label"

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I'm talking about a record label that was founded a long time ago. It was foun...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 8 views | Poetry | July 19, 2019

"Rebecca Schaeffer"

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She was very young when she was shot and killed by Robert John Bardo. She starred...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 12 views | Poetry | July 18, 2019

"Breadwinner"

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For many years, you were our family's breadwinner. Your money paid for our breakfasts, lunches and dinners. Because of my mental impairment, you continued to support me after I turned eighteen. You could've outworked two twenty year olds...

1 Like | 2 comments | 18 views | Poetry | July 13, 2019

"Don’t Call Cold Blooded Murder an Accident"

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When I was reading a woman's obituary on a newspaper's website, I was pissed. They called her death a senseless, tragic accident. That was a load of bull. She was murdered by her husband. He then turned the gun on himself and ended his life...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 15 views | Drama | July 10, 2019

"Smoke Free – Part II"

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I've been smoke free two months today. I haven't smoked and I hope that's how...

0 Likes | 2 comments | 28 views | Poetry | July 3, 2019

"Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest"

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Some people didn't like it, it's a game that certain people detest. I'm talking about the...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 24 views | Poetry | June 30, 2019

"Even Blanks Will Kill"

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A man didn't realize that even blanks will kill if a gun is put to the head. He...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 29 views | Poetry | June 28, 2019

"John Wayne Brown III"

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I've always said no to drugs but my friend didn't do the same. When a person di...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 30 views | Poetry | June 27, 2019

"John Wayne Brown II"

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Just one month ago, you were walking around. But now you're dead and buried in...

2 Likes | 1 comment | 33 views | Poetry | June 23, 2019

"The Red Dots On His Face"

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My stepson was doing Meth and had red dots on his face. I told him that I don't...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 35 views | Poetry | June 18, 2019

"John Wayne Brown"

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My grandmother and his father were first cousins, and that made us related. When...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 40 views | General | June 17, 2019

"The Late Ted Cassidy"

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He was a terrific actor and his name was Ted Cassidy. He portrayed Lurch and Thin...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 36 views | Poetry | June 8, 2019

"Smoke Free"

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For one month, I've been smoke free. 31 days ago, I put smoking behind me. God...

1 Like | 1 comment | 42 views | Poetry | June 4, 2019

"God Bless Those Who Fought and Died"

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We are honoring those who fought and died for the USA. We are honoring...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 39 views | Poetry | May 27, 2019

"Mom’s Generosity"

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Even though I have a bad memo...

0 Like | 0 comment | 39 views | Essays | May 25, 2019

"Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue"

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My fourteen year old daughter was the star of a children's TV show. But because she grew large breasts, they decided to let her go. They said that because of her growth spurt, it would be inappropriate for her to be on a children's show....

1 Like | 0 comment | 40 views | Realistic Fiction | May 21, 2019

"Mother’s Day"

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It was seven years ago when y...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 58 views | Poetry | May 12, 2019

"Second Thoughts"

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I fell in love with a man's wife. She convinced me to end his life. She said...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 61 views | Poetry | April 20, 2019

"Why I’m Going To Boycott Sunoco Gas Stations"

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I was walking around in a Sunoco gas station because I had a little time to kill. The Sunoco that I'm talking about is located in Morristown, Tennessee. One of the employees ran me out of the store. That behavior was rude. If I had been ca...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 66 views | General | April 5, 2019

"STRIKE"

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The way I run my business is something my employees don't like. Just because...

0 Like | 0 comment | 58 views | Poetry | April 5, 2019

"Rocky Balboa Isn’t As Tough As He Thought"

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When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 57 views | Poetry | April 3, 2019

"April Fool’s Prank"

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Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I thin...

3 Likes | 0 comment | 72 views | Poetry | April 1, 2019

"Bill Maynard"

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A British actor entertained people as Selwyn Froggitt and The Gaffer....

0 Likes | 0 comment | 50 views | Poetry | March 30, 2019

"Falsely Accused By Billions"

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I bought a shotgun at a flea market without knowing that it was used to com...

1 Like | 0 comment | 75 views | Poetry | March 29, 2019

"The Rejected Baby"

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It was my moral duty to operate and in many people's eyes, I was admired. I did what needed to be done and because of that, I was fired. Four years ago, a baby was born with Down Syndrome and he had a heart defect. Because of his mental imp...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 96 views | Poetry | March 25, 2019

"Anchovies"

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Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit. When I...

1 Like | 0 comment | 68 views | Poetry | March 23, 2019

"My Evil Stepmother and I"

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My evil stepmother and I became lovers and we killed my dad. We did it so t...

1 Like | 0 comment | 94 views | Poetry | March 22, 2019

"Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper"

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A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return. But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not concerned. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the two people who have been kidnapped. P...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 86 views | Poetry | March 18, 2019

"God Is Cracking Down"

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I broke one of God's Commandments when I stole an extension cord. I was struc...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 76 views | Poetry | March 16, 2019

"Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby"

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Your wife isn't carrying your baby, she's carrying mine. She wanted me to m...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 70 views | Poetry | March 12, 2019

"Deadly Magical Power"

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All I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she die...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 69 views | Poetry | March 8, 2019

"Robert G. Durant"

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I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant. I want to pay him the money I owe b...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 95 views | Poetry | March 7, 2019

"The Gift of Swift"

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When he was born, God gave him a special gift. He was a British actor who was...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 102 views | Poetry | March 6, 2019

"Rest in Peace, Mom – Part IV"

by randyjohnson

The doctors did everything they could to save you but it wasn't a succes...

1 Like | 0 comment | 90 views | Poetry | March 6, 2019

"Kool-Aid Criminal"

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The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug. He's a low life scu...

3 Likes | 1 comment | 99 views | Poetry | March 5, 2019

"Crosby Park"

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I moved to this neighborhood forty-two years ago today. I moved here six months...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 96 views | Poetry | February 25, 2019

"We Got No Time For That Crap!"

by randyjohnson

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give him a slap. He wanted hushpuppies an...

0 Likes | 1 comment | 98 views | Poetry | February 22, 2019

"I’d Rather Have a Root Canal"

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Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul. If I had a...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 112 views | Poetry | February 12, 2019

"Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals"

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One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw. He accidentally shot Thelma L...

1 Like | 0 comment | 135 views | Poetry | February 3, 2019