randyjohnson

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"Heather IV: The Pricking Of A Thorn"

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1 Like | 0 comment | 22 views | Biography | February 2, 2020

"Heather III"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 23 views | Biography | February 2, 2020

"Heather II"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 22 views | Biography | February 2, 2020

"Heather"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 23 views | Biography | February 1, 2020

"The Loss Of Swift"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 17 views | Biography | February 1, 2020

"Cigarettes Vs. Smokeless Tobacco"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 25 views | General | January 26, 2020

"Jim"

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1 Like | 2 comments | 49 views | Poetry | January 18, 2020

"Jon Pertwee’s 50th Anniversary"

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Even though I hate the new Doctor Who TV show, I loved the classic Doctor Who. The classi...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 41 views | Essays | January 3, 2020

"Hog Jowls and Black-Eyed Peas"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 55 views | Poetry | January 1, 2020

"Prohibition In The USA"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 55 views | Poetry | January 1, 2020

"At Midnight Tonight"

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At midnight tonight, the second decade of the twenty-first century will be no...

2 Likes | 0 comment | 49 views | Poetry | December 31, 2019

"7 Years Back"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 63 views | General | December 24, 2019

"The Black Hole"

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Disney released 'The Black Hole' forty years ago today on December 21, 1979. It...

1 Like | 1 comment | 59 views | Essays | December 21, 2019

"My Wife Isn’t Pregnant"

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My Wife looks like she's pregnant but she's just fat. People have been congratulating her and she hates that. My father yelled "Woo Wee!" because he thought he was going to be a granddad. But when he thought she was preg...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 62 views | Poetry | December 15, 2019

"What I Got For Christmas"

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When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls. That wasn't what I wanted for Christmas, that wasn't what I wanted at all. When she kicked me down there, she said "Merry Christmas, mother ******". When...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 64 views | Poetry | December 11, 2019

"John Wayne Brown – Part IV"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 59 views | Poetry | December 3, 2019

"Nintendo’s Wii U Got a Bad Rap"

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Certain people hate the Wii U, they call it a piece of crap. But I like the...

2 Likes | 1 comment | 79 views | Poetry | December 2, 2019

"Merry Christmas, Mom – Part VII"

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Lots of people all over the w...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 66 views | Poetry | December 1, 2019

"Donkey Kong Country"

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1 Like | 0 comment | 69 views | General | November 30, 2019

"Former Thanksgivings"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 69 views | Essays | November 23, 2019

"Back To The Future II: 30th Anniversary"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 77 views | Essays | November 22, 2019

"No Longer $5.00 Below"

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I have an ax to grind with Five Below stores. A Five Below store opened at the College Squ...

1 Like | 1 comment | 90 views | Essays | November 20, 2019

"Arthenia’s Birthday"

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Today would've been Arthenia's birthday if she hadn'...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 70 views | Poetry | November 12, 2019

"Red II"

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I bought my newest dog one year ago, today is our first anniver...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 75 views | Poetry | November 11, 2019

"Smoke Free – Part IV"

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I'm happy to say that I quit smoking half a year ago. It's been six months tod...

2 Likes | 2 comments | 116 views | Poetry | November 3, 2019

"Luigi’s Mansion 3"

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I bought Luigi's Mansion 3 for the Nintendo Switch earlier today at CM Games. Because...

1 Like | 1 comment | 83 views | Essays | November 1, 2019

"The Death Of Robert Forster"

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0 Likes | 0 comment | 85 views | General | October 27, 2019

"Capri/Paradigm Theaters"

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Years ago, a movie theater called 'Paradigm' was open in Morris...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 100 views | Essays | October 27, 2019

"My Brother Chopped Off His Hand"

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Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand. Something bad h...

1 Like | 1 comment | 109 views | General | October 20, 2019

"72"

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When it came to my existence, you and Mom were my creators. But Mom died in March of 2013 a...

1 Like | 1 comment | 116 views | Poetry | October 18, 2019

"The 3DO"

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I remember what happened 24 years ago. I went to Walmart and I bought a 3DO. The 3DO...

1 Like | 1 comment | 135 views | Poetry | September 29, 2019

"If Video Games Were Like Crack"

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If video games were like crack, I would've been dead long ago. If video games were like...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 116 views | Poetry | September 28, 2019

"You Ruined My Birthday"

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A man's birthday only comes around once a year. You wanted revenge because I drank your last beer. You decided to get even by ruining my birthday. You got even by giving me the new Doctor Who on Blu-ray. You know that I hate the new Doctor...

1 Like | 0 comment | 116 views | Poetry | September 25, 2019

"I Love The Autumn"

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Fall is my second favorite season of the year. I love the Autumn as much as peo...

3 Likes | 1 comment | 107 views | Poetry | September 23, 2019

"An Entire Nation Still Mourns"

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One minute everything was fine but the next, everything went sour. Terrorists h...

1 Like | 0 comment | 97 views | General | September 11, 2019

"Happy 49th Birthday"

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If John hadn't died because of drugs, he would've turned forty-nine today. If J...

2 Likes | 0 comment | 109 views | Poetry | September 9, 2019

"Chun Li Kicks People’s Asses"

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Her name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II. Don't make this...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 139 views | Poetry | September 7, 2019

"Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob"

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I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach. But she's about as w...

3 Likes | 0 comment | 157 views | Poetry | September 1, 2019

"Trump’s Stolen Credit Card"

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I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago. I spent ten million do...

0 Likes | 0 comment | 127 views | Poetry | August 31, 2019

"My Name Is Horace"

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In 1987, he starred in a movie that was called 'The Monster...

1 Like | 0 comment | 125 views | Poetry | August 29, 2019