Who am I anymore? I wondered as I spoke aloud,
Just am I the smartest? I wished as I spoke to a crowd.
I am Albertus Nottingham; I am a mind of a genius,
A multi-talented person with an all sorts of degrees.
You all gave me an equation, I will solve it quickly,
It’s all sorts of multiplication, I will realize it strongly.
C’mon that’s all you’ve got for me?
I am all talented with all my degrees.
Smartest in the world,
Even smarter than Albert Einstein.
Nobody smarter than me,
I’m smarter than him with all kinds.
Haven’t solved the equation yet?
Just solving it quicker than you all.
I have even been out on my private jet,
And getting girls within a distant call.
Haven’t you all needed my pure genius I bet?
Jumping from equation to equation all matter.
My world is filled with a mind of a genius I’m set,
I’m the smartest in this world ain’t no one smarter.
Ready, set, go, I am faster than you,
How did I solve it quicker I don’t know?
My word, you’re stuck on a hundred times two,
I’ve solved it faster than you ever knew.
Albertus Nottingham, I am,
Ain’t nobody smarter?
And I have all your attention?
Well, you all have to try harder.
Just solve the equation without a calculator,
How did you forget the simplest equations?
If you can’t I will be seeing you next class year,
It’s all so very simple types of multiplications.
Wow, you must be slow or something,
Aren’t you forgetting anybody?
I am the smartest and I am the king,
Just solving equations faster than any.
I’ll be king of the world with a staff,
Stricken down with an iron fist.
I will strike you faster than can bluff,
I am the king and the smartest.
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