One day my parents and I went to a local ice cream shop to enjoy something sweet since rain fell outside causing a gloom and doom situation. By the way this happened…hmm..last year I think. We looked over the flavor chart almost drooling at the sight of, “Red Raspberry,”or,”This Just Got Serious.” I decided to order the thing they called, “Cherry Ice.” Well we sat down and ate it while licking our fingers and you know what happened? I GOT RED TEETH FOR THE LASTING TIME OF ABOUT TEN MINUTES! And guess what…I WAS IN PUBLIC!! So you might say it wasn’t a very pleasant experience for me but hey…I hope I made you laugh.
P.S. My parents laughed hard about it and still do.Hope you like it!:)
Yes, I have more red cheek moments or you might say some of my not so smart times.:)
(This happened awhile ago and it is a true story)
I got a cool radio for Christmas about hmmm…..ahh well when I got it doesn’t really matter. One day Mom and I decided to hook it up and see if it would work. We plugged everything in,set the radio on the shelf that I would have it placed on permanently, and turned it on. Mom was starting to panic because even as I scrolled through the stations…nothing could be heard.
“What did WE MISS?!” my Mom said rubbing her hands through her brown hair.
“I don’t know. Should we take it back to the store and see if they can replace it?” I replied becoming a little worried myself.
Then it hit both of us…………………..down on the floor sat the two medium sized individuals who even though they were lifeless you could tell that they were laughing at us. They sat prim and proper not moving a bit. You know what was on the floor?The speakers to the radio. We forgot to hook it up.
Mom and I burst out wailing in giggles, we who were very smart on certain days, forgot to plug the key element.
Another Story ?
Grandma, Grandpa, Mom, Dad, our Priest, and his Seminarian were sitting around a table anxiously waiting for our food to be served.
We were in a family cafe that was closing in an hour but it seemed the staff was ready to kick us out nevertheless.
Then finally it was served…FOOD!FOOD!FOOD! It seemed like a happy ending to fairy tale seeing a breakfast of sizzling sausage and eggs in front of you. I know I was salivating. When you fast for three hours before Holy Communion and have to wait for service..it’s a dream come true.I don’t mind fasting because it helps to prepare for receiving Jesus. So please don’t take me as complaining.
Our Priest’s seminarian was from Australia and it occurred to me HOW COOL it was to see someone face to face who was from the Outback. He had a thick accent, light blond eyebrows from the sun he encountered most often, and super almost white hair as well. He was young but not as young as I thought.
My Grandpa looked at his plate and then the Seminarian’s thinking; I should offer him one of my English Muffins. So he holds his plate of one muffin in front of him.
“You want a breakfast roll?” asked Grandpa completely forgetting it was AN ENGLISH MUFFIN well at least we call it that in the U.S.:)
“You know…down in Australia we call them English Muffins.” the Seminarian replied smiling.
Grandma looked at me, then Mom, then Dad, and we started laughing even though Grandpa thought it wasn’t that funny.
Humor
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Hey! I read some of your glimpsed stories! Keep writing!
Thank you very much:)