Angels are born
not as babies
but full grown in form
as an adult
their
“lies” in heaven
an insult
to hour existence
No crawling on infant knees
nor kindergarten
nor acne
but the lessons are
these…..
Eternity
is
a bitch!
There is an angel born
deformed
Her name’s Gabriella
her wings
look like an umbrella
torn
Oh!
Poor
Gabriella
for she was born
so fat
Oh!
Poor
Gabriella
for
she’s not perfect
in fact
she’s got a defect
Not only is she fat
but
she was born
a retard!
The smiling stigmata
or
a
scar
on her face
the mouth was replaced
with a horizontal vagina
looking like nip/tuck mishap
So yes
and
perhaps
her mouth is between her legs
And yet
she’s still in Heaven…..
She don’t deserve to be in OUR Heaven
Heaven No!
For Heaven’s exclusively for those who’re perfect indeed
Everyone agreed!
So she was thrown off the edge
God kicked her from behind
Hell of a cheap shot that was
“Get the fuck hell out!”
Shouted God diesel
with a cuss
“No fat fucking angels allowed!”
She fell
face forward
straight towards Hell
To the lowest level ever
In tears
she cried in despair
lonely
naked
and frightened
and not too clever
In desperation she cried,
“Oh why, oh why, oh why have you forsaken me, my Lord? Why?”
(no answer)
She just laid there
not moving
where she fell
crying a river
The fat angel’s tears reached the open gates of Los Sodomy
The City of the Fallen Angels
Heaven’s holy liquid sodium chloride piqued their offended evil noses
Like a mob of angry residents armed with pitch forks and lynch ropes
They began to approach with fire
their burning desire
The demons
with all their pointy tails erect
up in the air
began circling her like pack of werewolves in love
or more like humans evilved
“Let’s rape her!”
Said the little runt with the stubby tail
There are many
Perhaps
A legion
or
maybe thousands!
Virgin Gabriella so terrified began pissing from her face on their unholy ground
Sanctifying scent made them more excited like a blood to a bloodhound
They can smell a virgin miles away!
For she had no sin
always
she is so pure
like her
hymen
In desperation
spread eagle
with her fat legs wide open
Gabriella screamed her fat butt off
“HEEELLLLPPPP MMEEEEEE PPLLEEEEEAASSEE!!!!!!”
Now the Son of Satan
inside his Father’s Castle
busy in the room
jacking off
fantasizing about Heaven
heard the scream
loud and clear
“WTF?”
How dare something scream and interrupt my sacrilege?
I shall be the first to cast my brimstone
upon whom ever this demon is
screaming with an insolent tone
….of an orgasm?
Why it must be!
He thought to himself as he went towards the source of this
….orgy?
I MUST JOIN!
Walking like an insect
his legs are spread
far and wide
like in a squatting position
so he can smell better
sniffing his way towards the City flooded by a newly formed river
For his nose is wedged between his legs
where the wiener suppose to have been….
YES!
You got it
he too is born
a retard!
Because his dick is always hard
where the nose suppose have been
pointing up at the stars
for he’s such a dickhead
He dare never ever go farting
because his nose is right next door to his asshole
But he has no choice
once inside the toilet bowl
dropping number two
His dick is always pointing towards the Heaven
poised and erect with the demeanor of a lying aristocratic
Northern Italian Nobleman named Pinocchio
But his balls are elongated
sagging above his mouth deflated
looking like a Fu Manchu’s
long thin mustache
never shaved
For his penis is afflicted with heart disease
called loneliness
thus further leading to a constant erection
Constantly
fucking whores and jerking off couldn’t cure
a hole in the heart for sure
But now he will soon discover
a secret door
in the Northern Region
Her face
what more can he ask for?
For he is the key to unlocking her door
for sure
For his Father unlike God
loves his son
even though he’s a re-todd
Why not?
He’s my child! ( I don’t crucify my son )
The Devil thought to himself as he watched his son’s gait heading towards the City’s open gates
I love you my son
and beyond
Because of that
I’ve arranged for you
a perfect match
made in Heaven!
Although I hate that
Ego testicle son of a bitch
Good Heavens!
I love what he did!
I knew sooner or later
even up there
it ain’t so perfect…
HATERS!
later He would eventually show his true colors
black as a light in the eyes of the blind
a sublime imperfection
a fat angel
out of his sight
Because nothings ever good enough for his all mighty
unless you’re absolutely perfect
sinless
and most of all
obedient
and lean
YEAH
Right
BULLSHIT!
All these thoughts ran through Satan’s head
while watching his beloved kid
about to meet his new wife
love and happiness in his lonely life
And what a sight to behold
before his very surprised eyes
between his erected spike
for Junior
is temporarily short sighted
and
enchanted at the same time
it’s love at first sight!
” Get the Hell away from her, ya goddamned hell hounds! SCAT! GIT! ALL Y’ALL GET THE FUCK OTTA HERE OR ELSE !!! “
The demon goodfellas were just about to rape Gabrilella
but they dare not fuck with Master’s son’s acapella song “OR ELSE!”
Surely they’ll be severely punished
Who else
or
what could they possibly be?
But only be a humble servants to their Lord
they must obey
So without any protest
they simply went away
and left the two
alone
( Satan still watching his child …. snapped his fingers and brought them to a nearby beach not far from the castle ….)
Suddenly on the shore
on the beach
she saw her knight in shining armor
offering her a handkerchief
so she can wipe her sodden face
The tears fell down to her vagina
making her pussy so wet
steam’s coming out of it like brewing tea pot’s lid
…..forget the handkerchief!
Coming closer
Junior’s face met her face
face to face
sliding his dick into her smiling pussy lips’
openness
But as soon as it went in
his Fu Manchu balls shriveled even thinner
emptying its DNA contents
also shrinking his wiener
Sorry what can I say?
Junior apologized
like an under two-minute
loser
It’s okay
Gabriella replied
smiling
between her spread legs
just like her smile on her head
dripping….
And then
Like day and night
they wed inside the Satan’s castle
Like day and night
an eternal
struggle
Junior and Gabriella
knew how to juggle
and giggle
together
eternally
forever happy
in their own nether
world
So who the Hell cares about an eternity in Heaven
anyway
forever worshipping on calloused knees to a megalomaniac six-pack ab God, right?
And who cares
where one comes from
as long as love
cums
knock
knock
knocking on
Hell’s door?
Poetry
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I am living for your poetry. In a weird way all that white space at the end does a great job of allowing the reader to visualize hell, and convey that we don’t really know what’s out there.
Hello Jack. What you’ve stated …. why, it’s actually quite accurate! And yes, it is in a way ….
VERY WEIRD!
Yes, I’ve been inspired by the dark forces of nature to create this space, or the VOID … An empty space facilitating their overly hyper imaginative fertile minds … to open the ….. GATES OF HELL!!! Oh yes! All that space is a door way to HELL ….or realistically anywhere the reader prefer to dwell. Let’s jest say, a private dimension for some serious meditation for one’s self. Like, maybe contemplating where they want to go after they die. Like, maybe for some who aren’t so serious with religion…. like myself for example …. I don’t care which one I go to really. I jest don’t care at all. Whether I go to HELL or HEAVEN! Because as an atheist… well borderline aggie(agnostic) anyway….. and an artist, I felt like going to some place to flip my bird at the foolish piousness of the knee-benders!
I TURNED THEIR SHIT UPSIDE DOWN!