Once upon a time,
In a town way off the map.
I wasn’t all that fine,
My world is all sorts of whack.
Tell me, dear friend,
Am I nearest to some?
My world isn’t a pretend,
And I’m so the bomb.
Never will I become my past,
I’m Jimmer, but I go by Mr. McKean.
Just look at me I’m just too,
Look, just pour me a cup of red lean.
Nah I ain’t such a rapper,
But I like to drink and do drugs.
I’m so flirting with her,
And she’s never willing because.
Jump off a bridge dearest friend,
I’m just so dreamy-eyed and cute.
Am I just the one who’s rear-ended?
Doing curse words and finger salute.
Reality has kicked itself in the ass,
I’m too drunk.
Never will I do the passing of drug tests,
Overdoing a drug.
Keep off my lawn you fuckas,
I’m Jimmer and I don’t play asshole.
Move onward with your lives,
Killed over witnesses is cuffed with no bail.
This is the untold story of my life yo,
I’m Mr. McKean and Y’all better like it really.
My woman in my life won’t overthrow,
I need to get a better life in this broken reality.
Druggies and a red cup of lean,
Yo just pour up that Hennessy.
I’m one for the liquor and C.R.E.A.M.,
Stands for “Cash Rules Everything Around Me”.
Yup, I listen to Wu-Tang Clan,
They are tight yo and spitting bars.
My world is ending everything,
And I be daydreaming of fast cars.