I got tired of being called a hillbilly from the sticks.
So I built a time machine and traveled back to 1776.
I intended to see the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
This was a fantastic historical moment that needed my attendance.
But my time machine landed on Thomas Jefferson before the document was written.
The document wouldn’t exist that gave America independence from Great Britain.
I accidentally squashed Thomas Jefferson so it was left up to me.
I wrote the Declaration of Independence so the USA could be free.
You may have noticed a few changes that I made.
One of which is that it’s mandatory for me to get laid.
I proved that I’m not a hick who is slow.
I wrote the Declaration of Independence nearly two and a half centuries ago.
Poetry
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Lol! Mr. Johnson you never fail to make me laugh. I first off want to pay my respects to this hillbilly. It is because of him I enjoyed baked beans and chicken yesterday freely; so thanks. This has to be one of my favorite poems by you. It’s gritty, it’s funny, for the most part it came smoothly out of my mouth.
I know you’re tired of getting comments from me, but I just have to say I love this.
Clever, witty and playful. The rhyming was very well done. I thoroughly enjoyed it.